Article: The Men's rules

Women often list rules for men they live with, either he is a boyfriend, a husband or a flatmate. The constant toilette seat issue, dirty socks left on the floor, unwashed plates, accidentally forgotten birthdays, anniversaries, burping and farting loud, snoring during the night etc. Each gender has the unique characters, however when a male and a female lives together it is not easy to bear each other's habits. Men always hear about the rules that they should follow according to women. Now it is time to list men's rule for women :) Please share your feedback, your own list by a comment. Thank you!



Men's Rules:
 

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
2. Men are not mind readers.
3. Crying is blackmail.
4. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
5.  "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
6. Come to us with problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
7. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
8. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
9. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
10. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
11. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to during commercials.
12. All men see in only 16 colours. Peach, for example, is a fruit not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
13. If ask what is wrong and you say 'Nothing', we act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
14. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear...
15. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... really.
16. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football or motor sports.
17. You have enough clothes.
18. You have too many shoes.
19. I am in shape, round is a shape!
20. Thank you for reading this, yes I know, I'm sleeping on the couch tonight' but did you know men don't really mind that' It's like camping?

 
Members, do you have any other rules for women not listed above? Models, any opinion about this article? :)  Please share your thoughts by commenting on the article.